Monday February 9th, 2015

With Valentine's Day fast approaching, the Tampa Bay Lightning are trying to help their fans make sure their Valentine is happy. With puns. 

Some of them aren't bad. 

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Some of them are very bad. 

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One of them is the kind of thing that will outrage internet users

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It's probably best to go to the card aisle in the supermarket and buy a real card, but you can see them all here.

- Dan Gartland

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