Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game for Week 3
Here’s Extra Mustard’s drinking game for this week’s edition of Thursday Night Football.
Welcome back!
Last week’s drinking game was such an aggressively mild success Extra Mustard is back with a fresh batch for Week 3. As we noted in the previous installment, Thursday Night Football is usually a slopfest, so you may as well join in. We also encourage—no—we mandate you to drink responsibly.
This week, the New York Giants are taking on the Washington Redskins in a matchup worthy of your cheapest beer:
Responsibly sip your drink when
- Someone mentions the Pope
- Tom Coughlin is shown angrily reacting to something
- Eli Manning does his weird shoulder shrug
- Someone mentions Kirk Cousins’s potential
- A Giants safety goes down with an injury
- Someone says “the Meadowlands”
- Cousins airmails a receiver
- Any time Jim Nantz reads a promo for 2 Broke Girls or The Big Bang Theory
- You hear the phrase “storied franchise”
Refill your drink when
- Manning throws an interception
- Cousins throws an interception
- An announcer tries to mask the horrible offensive play by describing the game as a “defensive struggle”
- You’re shown a montage of Odell Beckham Jr. catches
Pour one out when
- Someone mentions Robert Griffin’s rookie season followed by a shot of him on the sideline
Responsibly finish your drink when
- The announcers have a Jason Pierre-Paul discussion
- The Giants lose a fourth quarter lead
The Thursday Night drinking game archive:Week 1
