By Chris Mascaro
June 23, 2014

Dos Equis has The Most Interesting Man In The World.

Stella Artois has the most interesting hawk.

The only difference is that the hawk is real.

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“I’m faster than you,” Rufus “says” in the commercial. “Stronger than you. I am an athlete. Do you call that flying? This is flying. I train harder than you … I have nothing against pigeons, I’m a professional.”

Indeed you are, Rufus.

[The Big Lead]

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