This is what LeBron James' hairline will look like in 2025
Did you waste time this week thinking about LeBron James' allegedly receding hairline? I certainly hope not. Not because it was a pointless, tabloid-y debate, mind you, but because we now have definitive proof of what his follicles will do over the next 11 years.
2025 LeBron is now accepting scripts for potential Star Wars spinoffs.
-- Alex Suskind