Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game for Week 10
Welcome to the latest installment of Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game. Week 10 features the not-entirely-a-trainwreck New York Jets and teetering-on-the-edge-of-disaster Buffalo Bills.
Ryan Fitzpatrick, who recently assured Rex Ryan he is having sex, will start at quarterback for the Jets despite only having one fully functioning hand. LeSean McCoy is probable for the Bills, even though he’ll probably get hurt again if we’re being honest.
This game promises to remind you why the New England Patriots win the AFC East every year. Fortunately, our drinking game is always a contender.
Responsibly sip your drink when
Phil Simms mentions Tom Brady
There’s a commercial break without a daily fantasy ad
Phil Simms mentions Chan Gailey’s time in Buffalo
Every third penalty the Bills commit
Jim Nantz uses “jaw” as a verb
You realize either of these teams could make the playoffs
Geno Smith is shown on the sideline
LeSean McCoy makes a defender miss
Brandon Marshall does something extremely frustrating
Brandon Marshall later redeems himself
Responsibly sip your drink twice when
CBS shows a video package or imposes an image of Rex Ryan’s time with the Jets
Rex Ryan’s headset is no longer on his head
Someone dabs after scoring a touchdown
Darrelle Revis intercepts a pass
Brandon Marshall drops a pass
Refill your drink when
NFL Network shows B-roll of any place but New Jersey
Finish your drink if
Geno Smith and IK Enemkpali shake hands before or after the game
IK Enemkpali commits a personal foul
An actual fight breaks out
Ryan Fitzpatrick’s thumb falls off
- Kenny Ducey, Dan Gartland, Jeremy Layton, Brendan Maloy, Rohan Nadkarni and Jeremy Woo
