Here is Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game for Week 11, featuring the Tennessee Titans and Jacksonville Jaguars.
Welcome to the latest installment of Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game. Week 11 features the we-can’t-believe-Cam-Newton-danced Tennessee Titans and the London, er, Jacksonville Jaguars. Both teams are famous for helping make up the worst division in professional football.
Marcus Mariota is good but the Titans are still years away. The Jaguars’ owner has a sick mustache and wants to move the team to London.
This game promises to test why you ever became a sports fan. Fortunately, our drinking game has never steered you wrong.
Responsibly sip your drink when
Marcua Mariota or Blake Bortles are called the quarterback of the franchise’s future
You remember Ken Whisenhunt was fired
You ask someone why both teams are wearing weird jerseys
You are jealous of Shahid Khan’s mustache
You are blinded by the Jaguars’ Color Rush jersey
Allen Hurns catches a touchdown pass for the eighth straight game
There’s a commercial break without a daily fantasy ad
You ask, “Who is that?”
A Google search for Jacksonville’s owner reveals he shares the same name as a British DJ who goes by “Naughty Boy”
Refill your drink when
It’s Titans vs. Jaguars, so often
You change the channel out of frustration
Responsibly finish your drink when
Immediately at kickoff, to prepare yourself to watch two terrible football teams
In celebration of the fact this terrible game is not being shown on broadcast TV
NFL Network shows Shahid Khan’s mega-yacht
Anyone celebrates with the dab
Please do not take a drink when
NFL Network shows the AFC South standings. We don’t want you spitting out your drink as you realize the Jaguars could win the division.