Here is Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game for Week 13, featuring the Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions.
Welcome to the latest installment of Extra Mustard’s Thursday Night Football drinking game. Week 13 features the once-good Green Bay Packers and the once-terrible Detroit Lions. The Packers have been kind of struggling on offense, and we aren’t really sure why. Meanwhile, Jim Bob Cooter has revitalized the Lions’ offense.
Of course, this game will still be bad. Aaron Rodgers will still look smug on the sidelines. Matthew Stafford will throw some ridiculous interception. It is what it is.
Fortunately, our drinking game has been steady all year long.
Responsibly sip your drink when
You see an Aaron Rodgers State Farm commercial
You see a Brett Favre Wrangler commercial
The camera pans to Jim Caldwell and he doesn’t blink
Davante Adams drops an easy catch
A friend makes a Ha Ha Clinton Dix joke
An Eminem song is played
You remember the Lions already beat the Packers this season
You enthusiastically remember this game won’t have a Big Sean performance
Someone mentions Lions running back Zach Zenner is the only player in NFL history with the initials "ZZ"
Refill your drink
If you think it’s silly Aaron Rodgers has a tight end named Richard Rodgers
If “Ty Montgomery” or “Jeff Janis” or “Justin Perillo” catch a pass
If you wish Calvin Johnson were on another team
Eat some cheese when
There is someone wearing a cheesehead on your television
Finish your drink if
Big Sean ends up performing at halftime
Anyone says Jim Bob Cooter
The Lions actually win
An inadvertent whistle is blown
Jim Caldwell makes an actual facial expression
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