Why does he look so confused? Why do they match the other ones?
DeMarcus Cousins must be happy he got traded to New Orleans just in time for Mardi Gras. Boogie and his new teammates rode in a Fat Tuesday parade this morning and had a grand old time, but perhaps no one had more fun than Cousins, who ended up wearing a pair of canary yellow panties on his head.
I’ve got a lot of questions about this.
• If he’s already got a pair on his head, why does he look so confused by the pair in his hand?
• Did it take until he held a pair in his hand for him to realize what was on his head?
• Why do the two pairs match? Does that mean they were handed out for the express purpose of throwing at the Pels?
• How much arm strength do you need to throw a skimpy pair of panties all the way up there?