Tuesday's Hot Clicks: Victoria Ku; Ezekiel Elliott and the Cowboys Love Triangle
Ezekiel Elliot case gets trashy
As Ezekiel Elliott fights his six-game suspension, a little Cowboys soap opera has been revealed. According to the Dallas Morning News, Elliot's accuser, Tiffany Thompson, also had a relationship with former Cowboy Lucky Whitehead during the 2016 season. Not only did they have a relationship, but Thompson sent Elliot screenshots of hotel reservations just to rub it in. I feel bad for Whitehead, though. In the past three months, he's been falsely arrested for shoplifting, saw his dog kidnapped and was just cut by the Jets.
Jeff Van Gundy is still a good basketball coach
Jeff Van Gundy is my favorite NBA broadcaster, so I'm not upset that he's chosen to stay in the booth instead of pursuing another coaching job. But he is coaching a group of G-League (formerly known as the D-League) stars for the 2017 FIBA AmeriCup. And the team won gold last night after erasing a 20-point deficit to Argentina. And since you asked, this is what Van Gundy looked like with hair.
Today in weird sideline gimmicks
Lovely Lady of the Day
Returning to work after a long weekend is never fun, but hopefully today's LLOD Victoria Ku can help ease the transition (click for full-size gallery).
Fast food bacon ratings
This is very well done. I was pleasantly surprised with McDonald's and Checkers.
Ten worst foods for your heart
Nothing to do with the item above. I swear!
Science has spoken
Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.— Fact (@Fact) September 5, 2017
Troy Aikman life update
Aaron Rodgers, Plumber
Odds & Ends
Marlins Man explained how he helped break up a fight at the Red Sox-Yankees game ... Ice Cube's Big3 basketball league was hit with a $250 million lawsuit ... Roger Federer is a really good guy (example No. 367) ... J.D. Martinez joined the four home runs in one game club ... It's been a terrible weekend for Tigers outfielder Mikie Mahtook ... I like Dimitri Payet. More athletes should embrace being d**kheads ... Shimmying Tennessee fan is my new favorite thing ... If the wife and I decide to have a baby, I want no one to know just like this couple ... Ten NYC hotels you can book for under $100 ... Sign this petition to replace the Columbus Statue with one of Prince.
This is filthy
Von Miller shows off ballet moves
Ohio State-Indiana game review
I've decided to embed YouTube user @fzappa20's reviews of Ohio State and Cleveland Brown football games this fall because he's hysterical and deserves more publicity. Here's the first.