Micah Parsons in a Chicago uniform? Bears Nation imagines the unimaginable

In 2025, will Micah Parsons be wearing silver and blue or navy and orange? | Kevin Jairaj-Imagn Images

The NFL is a business, and sometimes adding or subtracting a player has nothing to do with how good he might or might not be. Whether it involves the bottom line, positional fit, or personal animosity, elite pieces are moved.

Micah Parsons is elite. Like, really elite. Like, one of the most elite. Like, ever. And he might be moved.

I’m bored, here’s 9 minutes worth of Micah Parsons highlights from 2023 pic.twitter.com/7XGpOtSxRM

— FergSZN (@FergSZN) June 24, 2024

As reported by the ever-reliable Ian Rapoport, we might see the former Penn Stater in non-Cowboys uniform come August:

“Sources say the long-term future of Micah Parsons with his current [team] is also up in the air as massive contract extensions loom and [a] new coaching [staff takes] over with the Dallas Cowboys.”

Bears Fans Want In

Chicagoans, staring at a star-starved defense, naturally took to social media, where they begged the football deities to bring Parsons to the Land of Lincoln.

If there’s one player I’d want the #Bears to go all in on, it’s Micah Parsons. https://t.co/CeWN4MtW4v

— Kev 🥈 (@2KEVlN) February 9, 2025

If Myles Garrett and Micah Parsons are available for trade, shame on the #Bears if one does not end up in Chicago

— #Bears jim on da ns (@optiongladiator) February 9, 2025

Micah Parsons. Chicago Bears. pic.twitter.com/LGlzjuL1GP

— CAPTAIN BEARS HYPE MAN 🐻⬇️ (@Bears_Hype_Man) February 9, 2025

Fans aren’t the only folks in love with the sack machine—there’s an opinionated Bears player who's very much on board with a Parsons deal:

We’ll welcome 11 with open arms! 👀👀 reunion 🏹🏹

— Quanny B. (@JaquanBrisker) February 9, 2025

When Jaquan Brisker speaks, most everybody listens—and hopefully Bears GM Ryan Poles will do just that.