Concession Food Item of the Week: The Beltre Buster Burger
We inaugurated the Concession Food Item of the Week column with The Boomstick, the Texas Rangers' 2-foot long hot dog monstrosity. Last season, the Rangers' bested themselves with this new culinary car-wreck.
WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?: The Beltre Burger
WHO HATH WROUGHT THIS MONTROSITY?: Globe Life Park in Arlington, home of the Texas Rangers
WHAT COMPRISES SUCH A THING?: A one-pound ground beef patty topped with half a pound of bacon, grilled onions, a pile of melted cheese, and red-pepper mayo on a pretzel bun.
WHAT IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH?: It comes with chips. But maybe you should like... eat a salad instead.
HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?: $26.
HOW MANY CALORIES WE TALKIN'?: You ready for this? Around 3,000 calories.
WAIT... DID YOU MEAN 300?: Nope, that's not a typo. This one burger is all the calories you need for an entire day. You'll be as amazed as these two baseball announcers:
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