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Tuesday's Hot Clicks: Tess Jantschek; Don't wear a Donald Trump or hairy chest swimsuit

In Tuesday's Hot Clicks, We look at the summer's worst swimsuit, plus a feature on the lovely Tess Jantschek.
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What the hell is going on with swimsuits this summer?


Summer is here and I wish I was at the beach instead of on my couch writing Hot Clicks. One thing you might notice at the beach are really ugly swimsuits. I'm talking Donald Trump and hairy chest swimsuits. They are atrocious—so atrocious that I had to balance out the ugly with Sofia Resing. So ladies, if you're reading this, do us all a big favor and keep the mock swimsuits at home. 

Let me tell you about Jon Gruden's son

Jon David Gruden II (a.k.a. - Deuce) is 23, can squat 622 pounds and is a powerlifting champ. Even crazier, that isn't the most interesting bodybuilder story I have in today's Hot Clicks. That distinction belongs to 74-year-old Janice Lorraine.

Two people in love enjoy Paris

Those two people are J-Lo and A-Rod, and this all seems very staged.

Lovely Lady of the Day

Tess Jantschek is a really attractive model with a very difficult last name to spell. I know this because I misspelled it three times before having to copy and paste into Clicks. Exciting, I know. She is today's LLOD (click for full-size gallery).

Trust the Process

Shout out to all these Sixers fans who called out the media on their bad "Process" takes.

Someone at Wheel of Fortune is in trouble.

Maybe that background image that looks like an enslaved black woman wasn't the best idea.

Ice cream that tastes like pizza

Little Baby's in Philly has struck gold with their new pizza-flavored ice cream.

Tiger Woods releases statement

Cubs fan gives daughter bad name

Jonah Hill sheds some extra weight

Odds & ends

In WWE news,Big Cass finally turned on EnzoAnnoyingAmore ... FS1 execs were really mad at Troy Aikman for bashing Skip Bayless last August ...Conor McGregor's gym has a big mural of him knocking out Floyd Mayweather ... Mike Francesa is in trouble for using a racially insensitive term ... How does Cody Bellinger compare to Aaron Judge? ... Chrissy Teigen gave John Legend a great Father's Day gift (it involved her being naked) ... Tony Danza has a new Netflix show where he plays a bad cop ... Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman salary was surprisingly low ... Fireball gummy bears are now a thing ... This is gross: 'Chicken Satay' served at popular tourist destinations is really dog meat. 

Metta World Peace channels Katy Perry

Meet the tallest high schooler in the country

Through the glass

Kate Upton Dance Party

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