Concession Food Item of the Week: The Beltre Buster Burger

We inaugurated the Concession Food Item of the Week column with The Boomstick, the Texas Rangers' 2-foot long hot dog monstrosity. Last season, the Rangers'

Nicole Conlan | Jan 21, 2015

Concession Food Item of the Week: The Beltre Buster Burger /

We inaugurated the Concession Food Item of the Week column with The Boomstick, the Texas Rangers' 2-foot long hot dog monstrosity. Last season, the Rangers' bested themselves with this new culinary car-wreck.

WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?: The Beltre Burger

WHO HATH WROUGHT THIS MONTROSITY?: Globe Life Park in Arlington, home of the Texas Rangers

Feel like a burger? How about a Beltre Buster. pic.twitter.com/QMEZBgmVYJ
— Fil Alvarado (@fil_alvarado) March 31, 2014

WHAT COMPRISES SUCH A THING?: A one-pound ground beef patty topped with half a pound of bacon, grilled onions, a pile of melted cheese, and red-pepper mayo on a pretzel bun.

WHAT IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH?: It comes with chips. But maybe you should like... eat a salad instead.

In case you were wondering what the 'Choomongous' and 'Beltre Buster Burger' looked like...#Rangers pic.twitter.com/JtBxVn2Xbe
— Jared Sandler (@JaredSandler) May 18, 2014

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?: $26.

HOW MANY CALORIES WE TALKIN'?: You ready for this? Around 3,000 calories.

WAIT... DID YOU MEAN 300?: Nope, that's not a typo. This one burger is all the calories you need for an entire day. You'll be as amazed as these two baseball announcers:

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